zeldabuddy:

travelingmadness:

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kaworuniggiesa:

pkmntrainer-wally:

kaworuniggiesa:

are boys real

no

initiala:

A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

h0odrich:

ive been hiding this silly putty stain in the carpet under a mat from my mom since i was 8

savingpeopledoingmoosestuff:

#hey kids #u wanna buy some drugs

inkstrangle:

callmekitto:

now you, too, can spot a lesbian on sight alone!!

i really want that shirt tho

mostlybeachy:

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